Maverickinesiology

Some universities are beginning to offer programs and degrees geared towards fostering Creativity and Originality in their students.  It goes without saying that these are some of the most desirable qualities any aspiring employee might possess in today’s competitive workplace.  Companies and organizations worldwide are looking for sources of Innovative, Novel ideas and strategies to gain an edge on the business market.  The more relevant credentials a job candidate can document, the better his or her prospects are when it comes to salary, job placement, and job security.

While some educational institutions are beginning to pick up on the rapidly growing demand for Originality, most have programs that are just burgeoning and are merely supplementary to existing majors – majors as antiquated as Neuroscience and Molecular Engineering.  To the detriment of their students’ careers, these universities have devoted little attention to the value of Maverick Degree Programs and, as a result, lack an integral foundation in their curriculum.  Only Goatcabin University has devoted an entire College to Originality and Creativity with our exciting new degree program, Maverickinesiology.

Instead of a few freshman courses with some generic pointers and tips on Originality as you would expect from a traditional university, Goatcabin U focuses on little else.  By forgoing many “traditional” subjects and classes such as Art Appreciation, Mathematics, and English Composition that offer little edge in the business market, we have provided our students with dozens of Cutting-Edge course options.   These Groundbreaking, Thought Provoking courses include “Originalilinguistics: Introduction to Improvinazational Englistic Speakerinestitudelization” and “History of Novel Concepts and The Creative Application of Existing Solutions to New Problems”.

At Goatcabin U we offer a wide range of options to suit each individual student and to allow their Creativity and Originality to run free.  There are a number of course plans options, each one meticulously tailored to be as Spontaneous and Unbounded as possible.  None of the credit hours or course requirements hinder a student’s opportunities to freely discover and create in any way.  In fact, students are only required to attend class for seven hours a day and are free to listen to the lecture in whatever manner they please – sitting, standing, or lying down are just a few options!  They are also encouraged to work on developing their own Novel methods of paying close attention to the rigorous lectures.  The possibilities are endless!  The aspiring Maverick’s dedication to his studies in Imaginative Thinking solely defines the limits and boundaries of his or her potential.  That’s why Goatcabin U tenures only highly accredited professors with years of experience teaching this time-tested, proven approach to Creativity and Originality.

The beauty of the Maverickinesiology Program is that, once proficient, a degree-wielding Working Professional has the necessary skills to simply create new systems, languages, truths, and practices to replace existing, outdated models that are not Novel enough to already be part of the Maverick’s existing mental Database of Creativitude.  Anything with a low level of Novelidity can easily be replaced with an Improvised, Original and Innovative substitute.  With just a little Creative Thinking, even the most Unoriginal, Uneducated serfs among us can begin to grasp how these “traditional” areas of study are quickly becoming obsolete in the wake of Maverickinesiology.  Grammar, Mathematics, and even common decency are about as important to a Maverick as a sponge is to that very same Maverick.  After all, he can easily afford a maid!